darryl brian - 1991 - inc
~ young entrepreneur ~
yes, my glasses are prescripted
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.
(Source) for the fact in the picture
In which Jennifer Lawrence will never actually be sure of how famous she is
If you start from the bottom up it’s a story of two friends. Then murder, then revenge.
I like it backwards
IM FUCKING DYINg